is a Chicago based stand-up comedian, storyteller, entrepreneur, world explorer, and founder of a roller derby league.
She currently spends her days agonizing on whether to put on pants. When she has been able to figure out which leg goes where, she’s been a guest on WBEZ’s Afternoon Shift, Story Lab Chicago, Story Corps, and Vocalo’s Council on Feminist Thought. One of her stories was selected for Freshly Pressed (Editor’s Pick for Word Press).
As a mother who hates parenting, Elizabeth seeks any opportunity to perform or write, so please, please, for god’s sakes, please contact her at juanna.rumbel@gmail.com!!!! Eventually, she hopes to one day find a wealthy 96 year old man to settle down with and become addicted to prescription drugs and pink fluffy high heels.
Drinkers with Writing Problems 
Excellent post. I’m dealing with a few of these issues as well..