Elizabeth Gomez: Corporate Haikus

Peel back the onion,
Circle back, Move the needle,
Behind the eight ball.

Let’s take this offline,
Kicking the can down the road,
Down the rabbit hole.

Boiling the ocean,
Putting lipstick on a pig,
Even dead cats bounce.

Drill down then go rogue,
Throw coffee in boss’s face,
Find job at Arby’s.

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