Kirk Novak: 10 Fucking Things You Wish You Had Fucking Known When You Were Fucking Younger

I’m getting pretty fucking old. That means my value as a fucking human being is pretty fucking diminished in our fucking youth-oriented society. All that is left to do now is fucking sit around and fucking live with regret until I fucking die. I made a list of 10 fucking things I wish I had fucking known when I was fucking younger.

Fucking hold up. Age is a fucking social construct, which is something the fucking kids say about everything. You fucking learn through fucking experience so here are 10 fucking things you can do at any fucking age as you fucking figure them out.

  1. Fucking smile at people! Say fucking hello! But don’t ever fucking tell someone to fucking smile you fucking creep! You don’t fucking know what is fucking going on with them!
  2. Stop taking yourself so fucking seriously! Especially if you’re a fucking comedian because you’re supposed to be a fucking comedian!
  3. Be fucking nice, don’t be fucking mean! That is a pretty fucking simple concept!
  4. Chill the fuck out! People make fucking mistakes!
  5. Stop taking everything so fucking personally! Your fucking choice of fucking smartphone does not fucking define you as a fucking person!
  6. Don’t be so fucking judgmental! Treat fucking people with the fucking dignity and fucking respect you think you fucking deserve!
  7. Travel fucking everywhere! Live fucking anywhere! Have a lot of fucking experiences in a lot of fucking places! Work at a lot of different fucking jobs! Live your fucking life!
  8. Do not let fucking anxiety, fear, and hate fucking limit you! If you are afraid to do something, fucking do it, and then if it is fucking terrible you don’t have to fucking do it ever again, but you just might fucking love it!
  9. Don’t fucking value money above fucking everything else! I’m not fucking saying not to make fucking money we all need fucking money! Fucking get your fucking priorities fucking straight! Take that fucking self-inventory!
  10. Do whatever it fucking takes to make you fucking happy! If fucking people aren’t being fucking supportive of you, fuck them, you have no fucking time for them!


Have a great fucking day! I fucking love you! I fucking mean it!

 

53 Comments

  1. It took me sometime to read this post sans words fuck and fucking. The post is brilliant or fucking brillaint!

  2. I feel very fucking strongly that swearing is at the heart of great, passionate writing. i loved this piece – it is simple yet effective. I’m only 22 but some of these things are already starting to hit home for me. Hopefully I have time yet to fuck up! 🙂

  3. a great thinker, Daisaku Ikeda says “growing old means having more opportunities knocking your door”
    Growing old sometimes means growing wiser too. When we are wise we waste less time on procrastination and do the things we actually love. It saves time and gets all our things done with satisfaction.
    Growing old means valueing every day as if it is our last day and learning how to enjoy it.
    one day, only one day of our life is more precious than a billion or trillion dollars. This is precisely because we can do uncountable things in a day. And by the virtue of the fact that growing old means we are well equipped with experiences ,we are much sure of our next step and we often realize how beautiful and meaningful life is. Anything that is valued before it is lost is always worth it 😊

  4. I live by all those rules. And people are mad. I am grateful not to be worried about nothing. Been in relationship where I had to deal with crazy carp. So I said,freak everything, travel anywhere,anytime,by myself. And it is all good FUCK IT!!!!
    Love,peace,happiness.
    inked out
    lavelam

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