- A Coat of Paint and It’ll Be Good as New
- Keep Hairmerica Parted to the Right
- Land of the FREE* USA T-SHIRT
*tee shirt free with second mortgage - I Need the Health Insurance Plan
- End of Regulations America is Going to Overtime
- The Artist Has Requested the Campaign Cease Using Their Song
- Straight White Talk
- A New America Today Tomorrow
- I Will Travel Back in Time to Kill Baby Hitler, Baby Pol Pot, and Baby Osama Bin Laden
- Put the MEN Back in Government
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