Kirk Novak: A List to Make America Free Again, Republican Presidential Campaign Slogans Offered at No Charge

  1. A Coat of Paint and It’ll Be Good as New 
  2. Keep Hairmerica Parted to the Right 
  3. Land of the FREE* USA T-SHIRT
    *tee shirt free with second mortgage
  4. I Need the Health Insurance Plan 
  5. End of Regulations America is Going to Overtime 
  6. The Artist Has Requested the Campaign Cease Using Their Song 
  7. Straight White Talk 
  8. A New America Today Tomorrow 
  9. I Will Travel Back in Time to Kill Baby Hitler, Baby Pol Pot, and Baby Osama Bin Laden 
  10. Put the MEN Back in Government 


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