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Aperitif
Oily water standing in a ceramic bowl with bits of leftover frozen vegetables served from a sink basin
Dripping faucet
Entree
iPhone charging cable*
Sticky spot on a piece of hardwood floor
Catch your own flying bug
Plat Principal
Fried chicken bones served in a trash bin
One “live for now” mouse*
Dessert et Digestif
Milk from a knocked over glass
A selection of fresh fruit pieces gently rolled across a filthy kitchen floor
*denotes house specialty
Drinkers with Writing Problems 
How do I make a reservation? I’m assuming you require reservations.
Very funny!
Reblogged this on Pockets of Chaos and commented:
This is so funny, I have to pass it on! Thanks, Kirk Novak!
I am showing this to my Sunshine.