- Being really geeked out about a new comic book movie coming out, but nervous you won’t be able to stay awake through a midnight screening
- The arthritis in your knees getting to you during a Yo La Tengo show
- Trying to explain to the 21-year-old EDM-loving intern at work why Yo La Tengo is essential and giving up as you watch their eyes glaze over
- Your teenage crush Jordan Catalano turned into 30 Seconds to Mars’ Jared Leto
- Your cat is older than Lorde
- Too hungover from the three limited edition craft beers you had last night to run in this morning’s 10K
- The young nerds who shove in front of you at the Weird Al concert aren’t even aware of his important work before “Running With Scissors”
- Knowing what the phrases “turnt up” and “turn down for what” mean, but not being able to credibly pull them off in conversation
- Cleaning your Vitamix
- Damn kids on your lawn–oh wait, they’re yours
Drinkers with Writing Problems
Literature by the Lit Up
Drinkers with Writing Problems 