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From Nicholas Sparks, the beloved creator of The Notebook, Safe Haven, and Dear John, comes this summer’s new romance, Unarmed Love. Starring Channing Tatum as Colby, a young man searching for his fate–
COLBY
I’ve been looking for my soulmate for so long, I didn’t think you existed.
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And Hayden Panetierre as Kendra, a young woman shattered by a tragic past–
KENDRA
I never thought anyone would love a girl like me.
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Comes a story about love overcoming all obstacles…
KENDRA’S MOTHER
I found my wedding dress in storage. I’ve saved it all this time for you to wear someday.
KENDRA
(tearfully) You know I can’t wear that dress, ever since I l-lo-lost both my arms!
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When two people who thought they’d never find happiness again…
COLBY’S BUDDY
C’mon dude, it’s a beautiful day outside. Let’s toss a ball around. Oh wait, I forgot–
COLBY
–Forgot that I lost both my arms? I wish I could forget.
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From Warner Brothers Studios comes a lyrical romance (Taylor Swift song starts to play gently in the background) when two people who can’t reach out for a hand, somehow catch hold of each other’s hearts…
COLBY
Kendra, I would do anything to hold you in my arms, just one time.
KENDRA
Oh Colby…if only I could stroke your face gently.
COLBY
So, umm… Chest bump?
(clumsy sounds of people falling over)
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UNARMED LOVE, starring Channing Tatum and Hayden Panetierre. Coming to theaters this summer!
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