- My feet stink real bad.
- I feel inconvenienced by having to make small talk with a person who is slightly above a total stranger and my anxiety about our social interaction is causing my palms to sweat profusely.
- I’m lonely.
- Do you have five bucks I can borrow?
- [Stare intensely for several seconds before slowly walking away]
- I have some buckshot in my knee from a hunting accident that itches right before it is going to rain and boy is my leg burning like a track star right now!
- I’m mourning a celebrity death and I would appreciate my privacy.
- I want tickets to see Aerosmith.
- I’m so high right now, I can’t even.
- I woke up a few minutes early to do that 7 minute workout and then I ate a banana because I wasn’t really feeling hungry yet but now I could go for something more substantial.
Drinkers with Writing Problems
Literature by the Lit Up