Emily Lund: 2014 Resolutions…To Stop Fucking Around

I resolve to stop fucking around…

1)      and write something more than a list

2)      and help someone in need

3)      and start keeping it real, yo

4)      and wax my eyebrows (apologies for current state)

5)      and read a book that isn’t labeled “YA”

6)      and start being really smart while continuing to be hilarious

7)      and kick someone’s ass with my kick-boxing moves…TRUTH!

8)      and stop eating cheese (oh please, who am I kidding?)

9)      and stop buying things I don’t need at Costco, Target and Walgreen’s

10)   I resolve to STOP FUCKING AROUND and start a revolution.