Use an exaggerated amount of exclamation and question marks to prove your point.
State statistics and articles from media that reflects only your particular point of view.
Be the funny guy and post a meme in response to the troll before you.
Judge how the person looks, specifically attacking their weight or hairy underarms.
State again and again that the person you’re attacking should “Move out of America if you don’t like it!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!!!!”
Make sure to explain at least once that you have been through a similar situation but had a completely different outcome to counter their point; lie if you must.
Rant using fancy words so people think you’re educated even though your execution of the word is completely incorrect.
Tell them that you can’t believe they have children or that you’re happy that they don’t have children.
Using any racial or misogynistic comments to distract readers from paying attention to the author’s point is always encouraged.
Judge them with religious values that you hold but they probably do not. Judge them hard.
ALL CAPS can be effective especially during a paragraph long comment.
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