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“Baby, you’re steaming up my goggles.”
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“I’m known for my quick starts, explosive power, and triumphant finishes.”
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“Aren’t we all a little bit biathlon-curious?”
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“Let’s twizzle.”
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“I’m world renowned for my stick handling skills.”
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“Short track….or long?”
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“I’m gonna ride you like a shirtless Putin.”
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“This luge suit isn’t going take itself off.”
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“I’ll show you what slopestyle is.”
- “This knob won’t come off in your hand.”
Drinkers with Writing Problems
Literature by the Lit Up