Kim Nelson: Olympic Village Pickup Lines

  1. “Baby, you’re steaming up my goggles.”

  2. “I’m known for my quick starts, explosive power, and triumphant finishes.”

  3. “Aren’t we all a little bit biathlon-curious?”

  4. “Let’s twizzle.”

  5. “I’m world renowned for my stick handling skills.”

  6. “Short track….or long?”

  7. “I’m gonna ride you like a shirtless Putin.”

  8. “This luge suit isn’t going take itself off.”

  9. “I’ll show you what slopestyle is.”

  10. “This knob won’t come off in your hand.”
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