Kirk Novak: Top Ten Items Purchased at Wal-Mart in Boise, ID

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Top 10 items purchased at a Wal-Mart in Boise, ID

  1. XXXL American Farmer brand overalls, sewn in China

  2. Idaho potatoes, grown in China

  3. Chemically inactive antibacterial hand soap, made in China

  4. Shammy rags for cleaning up big American messes, made in China

  5. Chemically inactive ibuprofen, made in China

  6. Billy Bass that sings the American national anthem, made in China

  7. American flag tee shirt that reads, “BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS,” with a Bald Eagle clutching the Stars and Stripes in one talon and an M-16 in the other, made in China.

  8. Work Gloves, made in the USA by a factory that employs undocumented immigrants.

  9. Baby’s First Step Ladder, made in China

  10. RU-486 morning-after pill, imported from low cost Canadian pharmacy.

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