I like to eat. My wife saw me for the first time in nearly two months and said, “Somebody’s put on some weight!” I love food. I believe it is possible to be in love with someone and love food at the same time. I wrote a little song about it. Like to hear it? You’ll need to set these lyrics to music and record it. I wrote them with the Ramones in mind.
These days baby, there’s one thing I want to do
I just want to eat a burrito with you
We can even get brown rice
no beans, veggies sound nice
But there is one thing that I won’t do
Eat it as a bowl or salad for you
Wrapped up in tortilla love, oh yeah
I’m wrapped up in tortilla love, baby
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