Watching Breaking Bad.
Walter wears tighty whiteys.
In every show.
I have writer’s block.
I think this is irony.
I am no writer.
A health kick today.
I butter all of the things.
Put in front of me.
Cracker Barrel brunch.
This place kind of really sucks.
I can’t wait to eat.
Hashbrown casserole.
Clogging up my arteries.
Totally worth it.
Ate a burrito.
I’m making poor decisions.
A lifestyle pursuit.
I have teacher arm.
I am now exercising.
Not right now, but soon.
Master debater.
I just think that sounds funny.
Binder of women.
Drinkers with Writing Problems 
Please let me know if you’re looking for a writer for your blog.
You have some really good posts and I think I would be a good asset.
If you ever want to take some of the load off,
I’d love to write some material for your blog in exchange for a link
back to mine. Please blast me an e-mail if interested. Regards!