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Feeling proud of myself for working out!
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Legs moving, lungs pumping, feeling good!
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I wish this elliptical machine was near the TV.
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What does the dog think the TV is? Flat people? Magic window?
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What has Sawyer from Lost been in recently? I should look at IMDB.com when I get to my office today.
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Why does this monitor give me my distance in terms of rotations? How many rotations are in a mile? Isn’t this why we have monitors on our workout equipment in the first place? I can’t post “Good for me, I’ve run 2,213 rotations today” on my Facebook page.
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The Meaning of Life. Just kidding, I thought about who Taylor Swift might date next.
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Can my neighbors hear my workout mix through the walls? I wonder what they thought of the abrupt transitions from Dolly Parton to The Thermals to a Weird Al polka at 6 am.
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Do I look crazier when I talk out loud to the dog, or when I talk out loud to myself?
- What the shit?! Has it really seriously only been 4 minutes so far?
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That was funny! I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who thinks about everything else while working out (sometimes). Enjoyed reading this very much 😀 Thankx for sharing!