Listening to screams.
Children playing, not dying.
Sounds horrifying.
Someone is farting.
On a hot CTA bus.
Might be the cute girl.
Teleportation.
Would probably be painful.
Get me out of here.
In the alleyway.
The sign says, “DO NOT SHIT HERE.”
CTA Red Line.
Confines less Friendly.
Wrigley Field is quite empty.
Cubs are terrible.
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