Overall, Matt Bailey is quite shit. He’s from England and has lived in Chicago for 7 years. He will probably die alone, but not in Iowa. His hair is okay, but he’s got a bald spot. He likes to travel, but he’s scared of flying. He likes people, but is a terrible misanthrope. Oh yeah–he’s kind of fat, too.
Drinkers with Writing Problems
Literature by the Lit Up
Drinkers with Writing Problems 