Conor Cawley: A Few Haiku About the Chicago Cubs World Series Appearance

How did this happen?

One hundred eight years of loss

Go Cubs Go Cubs Go

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Stop saying “sportsball”

Not caring about something

Isn’t cool. For real.

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Wrigleyville is done

The neighborhood will burn down

Win or lose. Or win.

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Nobody cares that

You don’t care about sports now

It’s the Cubs. Come on.

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A beer, a hotdog

And an overdue ballgame

Romantic as fuck.