Clinging to a light pole
Teetering at a red light
Hipster pants on a summer night,
Do you only exist in Chicago?
Ducking under trees
Can’t put a foot down to stop
Welded frame of ridiculousness,
How do you get off that bike?
Higher does not mean faster
You’ll be late without a ladder
Your purpose is clear,
Entertainment for morons.
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